when u misunderstand what someone is trying to say so you respond incorrectly
Attack On Titan AU where everything is the same except they’re in Australia and once they finally win and go beyond the walls they’re all horribly mauled by the hostile wildlife.
Armin finally gets to the ocean and steps on a stonefish. Eren is taken out by a family of drop bears. Mikasa boxes with a ripped kangaroo. Hange and Levi wrestle with a crocodile and win only to be chased down by an enraged Taipan. Jean is ambushed by a platypus. Erwin makes a great white shark his bitch.
fun things to say when you’re having sex:
- HARMONIZE WITH ME MAGGOT
- my rubber fingers get in there deep
- hOLY MOTHER TERESA ON A MERCEDES BENZ
- why go to five or six stores when you can go to just one
- the kids are making a fUCKin mess
- selling is service and service is selling
- doN’T DO THAT
- who let spiderman in the house
- TINK TINK
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